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Drunk and emotional /v/-tan (random one-shots) (13)

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Not mine, found in a thread on 4chan. Various one-shots involving a drunk and emotional /v/
Man, I don' even know how you an' /ck/ keep it together I dunno how either. Sometimes I look at her an' say "You could get any man you want, you know?" But she jus' smiles and says "Maybe, but you're the one I want." That's... great, /co/. What about you /v/? Got yourself a special someone? Who, me? You kiddin'? Come off it dude, everyone knows about you an' /a/. Come on man, tell all. ...Well, me and /a/, we're... stormy. In what sense? Like, one day we would kill each other with a look, then the next we're... kinda liking the company. So... tsundere as fuck? Tsundere as fuck. You plannin' on tellin' her? Maybe if I see hi- her on the way back. Alcohol is boostin' mah courage somethin' fierce What's stoppin' you from doing it sober? I... don't know. I want to tell her, but we're just so... complicated. At least Layton gives you hint coins, but love? That's one game you don't wanna play. I did fine, why shouldn't you? But you're you /co/. You're confident and theatrical, with the morals of a Boy Scout. Me? I'm an argumentative misanthrope with social anxiety and- And you think she'll reject you? ...Remember the first time you saw /ck/? Like it was yesterday. Her dirty blonde hair, her motherly voice and nature... She made my heart skip a beat, that woman. And that's kind of how I feel about /a/. She's one of the few people I would honestly say I enjoy hanging with, even if she is an idiot at times. So you're like /fit/ and /fa/; on and off again, always denying it? I'm certain I'm denying it. I just wonder if she feels the same. It'd be a miracle if she did. Know what I think? Enlighten me. Just go there and tell her. Knock on her door. If she doesn't answer, grab that boombox and play something. Tell her you want to go exclusive, she's the only one for you, warts and all. Because you may be an argumentative misanthrope, but by God you're going to be HER argumentative misanthrope, and fuck anyone who says different.
/a/! /v/!? What the fuck are you doing?! I'm getting your attention! With a boombox?! Yes! I want to talk to you! Just turn off the thing and we can talk! /a/ shuts the window and joins /v/ outside Now, what was it you wanted? I think I love you. What. I know, it's crazy, but I just know it. It took a few drinks sure, but still. You're drunk /v/. Figures that alcohol made you dumber No, seriously /a/, you're the one for me, even with our flaws. Flaws? I'm a fucked up mess /a/. Social anxiety, misanthropy and a short temper. "Short"? But even with those, I swear to God I'll be your fucked up mess or die trying. /v/... you b-baka... D-did I say something wrong? No... it's just... it took you this long to say it.

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Welp, fucked that one up. Let's hope this one turns out better.
I mean, we all say the same shit about mods, don't we /co/? Oh god yeah, it's just a part of life. Remember /tg/? Oh man, poor bastard. Hey, at least he came out of it okay. Yeah, he's a good fella at heart, and so are you /v/. Heh, I appreciate the gesture /co/. I always used to shout about my mods being biased. Fun times. My mods were never really around... Oh... dude, I'm sorry to hear that. No no, it's cool. I mean, at first it was hard. Really hard. I used to love games man, and I used to sit at the stairs playing with my GBA or my Game Gear, just waiting. Waiting to tell them about my new high score, or how I beat Quick Man without the Time Stopper. Now? Now I'm kind of desensitized to that. Being ignored, not noticed. Maybe that's why I always lashed out, I just wanted the attention. And now I look at my sibling boards and just... worry. Worry that I'm like my mods. I should watch over them, take them through the baby steps. But I'm just so bitter and cynical that... Sorry, gettin' kinda teary-eyed. Don't worry, it's only the rain. You feelin' better? I guess. So, you still into games? Little bit. Nowadays it feels less like looking through a library and more panning for gold in a sewer. Nice analogy. Thanks. But yeah, I'm... weird with games. I play them, even though most of the time I hate them. Hate? God, I wish I could say I was exaggerating, but it's true. I can't stand the sight of those cartridges or disks. Why don't you quit? At times I really consider it. But I'm just a broken down mess, and video games are how I escape that shit. Escape? Yeah. I mean, I know it's a kiddy thing to do, but... It's okay, I won't judge. /mlp/'s my sister, remember? Heh, forgot all about that. Wanna keep going? Might as well. I guess it's maybe because of my mods, but at times, I still feel like a kid. I play games and I just think "Is this all there is? You're playing video games at 3 AM. Even /g/ can attest to doin' somethin'" And then you get to the games and think "I can't even enjoy this anymore." Everyone has to have an agenda; politics, artistic expression or the almighty dollar. Yeah, these days you just can't enjoy things anymore. And I don't. I feel like I just do it because it's the only thing I know. The world's changin', and we can only look as it leaves us behind.

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/a/, you there? I'm comin', gimme a minute Door creaks open. /a/ is in her pyjamas. /v/? That you? Yeah... It's... it's been a while. I know. I just wanted to talk to you. Talk? After our last few "talks" I don't really think I want to. I know I fucked up. Badly. It almost always is me, and I know that. I'm a total fucking mess inside and out. What, are you expecting me to fall for this? Swoon at your feet? No. Believe me, right now that would make my day, but I know it won't happen. So what is this about? I just wanted to apologise for how I was... and how I will be. When I wake up tomorrow, head pounding, I'll probably forget all of this. When we were together, they were great times. Sure, we were both total assholes and idiots, but we had each other, and that was all that mattered. I know you probably think I'm playing, but I'm not. Those mornings when I woke up, and you were there, and I didn't remember what I did but that we both enjoyed it? I miss them. M-me too... Right now, they're just a pipe dream. But one day? Maybe we'll get together and have those nights again. S-sure... /a/? Are you... crying? It's raining.

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This one is my favorite.
You know /k/, it's nice to find a guy who listens but doesn't bullshit with you No worries, I've heard people say worse It's just... I'm this grenade of emotions, y'know? Don't patronise me /v/, I can go ten minutes without talking about guns or weaponry Can you? Yeah, it's carrying guns I can't go without Oh. What kinda emotions are botherin' you? Loneliness, anger and an overall feeling of failure. You're not too far gone, I've seen worse when I served. That! That right there is what I mean. Look what you've all done; you were in the army, /ck/ runs a diner, /d/ has her weird sex shop, and me? What have I got? Three sibling boards. I'm like Batman; I take 'em and only leave them more screwed up than before. And don't tell me about my mods, I know all about how my mods screwed me up. But that shouldn't leave those three screwed up either. ... It's like /co/ and his sister. Sure, he'll say he hates her, but we all know he'd be the first to stand up for her. I want them to turn out all right. Not even fucking hidden gems, just... all right. Like how I was years back. Maybe even find their own board to get hitched with. Like you and /a/? Sure, maybe a bit less tsundere. But if I'm raising them, I just know they'll all end up like me. /vg/ is already becoming some narcissistic asshole who hates my guts, /vp/ are in their own world, and now /vr/. I just want things to turn out all right. They will /v/. They will.

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Last one. There's quite a bit of /v/a/ stuff, hope you don't mind.
Meanwhile, at /ck/'s house More tea, /a/? No thanks, I'm good. It's nice of you to bring your sister here. /mlp/ always love having someone her own age over. Yeah, it's hard to find a decent friend for the kids. /vp/ are a bit too weird for my tastes. /a/! Those are your children you're talking about! So? /v/ always talks trash about them. That may be, but you know how /v/ is. Believe me, I know. Oh honey, I'm sorry it didn't turn out right. No, it's fine. Maybe it's for the best, considering how he is now. Do you want to talk about it? Well... he's just... different. It used to be that me and him could just spend the whole night on the couch playing games and watching anime. Now? He's distant, doesn't like talking or even playing games. He's always been a bit troubled. I know that, but he's just got it in his head that a girl would fix all that for him. Believe me, I'd love to fix him, more than anything, but two wrongs don't make a right. How can I fix him if I'm just as broken? You don't mind if I give some advice? Lay it on me, /ck/ Maybe you're both broken, but if you only focus on that you'll go nowhere. Think about those nights on the couch, flipping from Street Fighter to Evangelion, laughing and talking and enjoying yourselves. Maybe you're right. You don't mind if my sister stays here, right? I'd be glad to have her here. Why? I need to find him.

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Funny how these came about when I said /v/ and /co/ coincidentally going to the same bar one night would make for a better premise of /co/ and /v/ discussing their "sibling" boards.

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I'm a sucker for /v/a/ stuff, so you have just made my day.

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And then you get to the games and think "I can't even enjoy this anymore." Everyone has to have an agenda; politics, artistic expression or the almighty dollar. Yeah, these days you just can't enjoy things anymore. And I don't. I feel like I just do it because it's the only thing I know. The world's changin', and we can only look as it leaves us behind.
That hit way too close to home.

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I think one of your advertisings caused my browser to resize, you might want to put that on your blacklist.

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Today, I went to the beach front with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone!

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