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The Norwegian Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, /tg/ and /x/tan went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and /tg/ hit /x/tan in her schlong with a big african american iceball. It hurt a lot, but /tg/ kissed it swiftly and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really retarded snow man!" /tg/ said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" /x/tan said. "That would be more lovecraftian and politically correct."

"I know," /tg/ said. "We can make a snow blue whale. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up hardly and made an erect snow blue whale. /tg/ put on an elder god for the testicle. The blue whale was almost as big as /x/tan.

"It looks perverted," /tg/ said adorably. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," /x/tan said and held up a slaaneshi cum. "I found this under the bed." She put the cum onto the blue whale's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the blue whale, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like watching Scooby Doo on bad crack..

/x/tan screamed nigger-like and ran but the snow blue whale chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow blue whale stroke her retardedly.

"Nobody does that to my little Painted Perfume," /tg/ screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow blue whale through the vagina. It fell down and /tg/ kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" /x/tan said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The cum lay in the yard until a dong child picked it up and took it home.

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what is this I don't even

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WHat the hell

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I'm Dreaming Of A Retarded Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. /co/ sat pleasurably in another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind, sipping prepubescent eggnog.

He looked at the vampiric spoon hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, /ck/ had hung it there, just before they looked at each other verbally and then fell into each other's arms and punted each other's pussy.

If only I hadn't been so guro, /co/ thought, pouring a communist amount of rum into his eggnog. Then /ck/ might not have got so underaged and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a LOL RANDUMB tear and held his penis in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a derpy voice lifted stupidly up in song.

I'm dreaming of a retarded Christmas

Just like a humongus shit that caused thousands of people to die by its mere smell

/co/ ran to the door. It was /ck/, looking erotic all over with snow.

"I missed you analy," /ck/ said. "And I wanted to punt your pussy again."

/co/ hugged /ck/ and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," /ck/ said.

"I think so too," /co/ said and they punted each other's pussy until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted sonichu anus and lived angrilly until /co/ got drunk again.

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and they punted each other's pussy until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
perfection, mate.

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