Gender/Physical Description: White male in his early thirties. He has a 'clean look'. /new/ usually dresses like an old fashioned newspaper reporter. Constantly upset and agitated, he has dark circles underneath his eyes to emphasize how well he sleeps at night. It's because of the Jews.

Sometimes he wears a tinfoil hat.

Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior etc.: Antagonistic, anti-semitic, and racist. He is a sarcastically rude fellow who enjoys arguing and rationalizing any reason that comes to mind, but he becomes highly defensive when people doubt his conservative views. That's normally how he ends up arguing a shitstorm over liberal propaganda in politics. His hobbies include American politics, Nazis, incorrect political satirizing, and dirty talking.

Dirty talking actually seems to be his norm.

His remarks have a way of getting him in trouble with the law and m00t; his existence stands on thin ice. Then again, it's expected.

Relationships: /new/ is comfortable in his own hectic environment, so it's no wonder that he hangs out with other equally chaotic boards, even /b/ if it had to come down to it. He doesn't get along well with board-tans who hold opposing viewpoints. Not much to say about boards with unrelated interests. /new/ prefers not to be on good terms with anyone.

Job: Was previously a corrupted politician as /n/, then disappeared for a while. Returned as /new/, a corrupted news reporter.

Currently, as of January 17th, 2011 (MLK's Day, LOL), /new/ has disappeared again but he had been seen around the 4chan house. It's hinted that he lives in another address along with /r9k/.

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Anonymous 12/01/10(Tue)23:51 No. 211 File 132626830156.png - (109.63KB , 502x4000 , 1326068235386.png ) >>209 >I imagine that he thinks of himself as the brave lone gunman journalist who really knows the truth, a voice of reason admist a sea of brainwashed slaves, puppets of the cultural marxist overlords. This reminded me so much of this comic that I saw posted on another board. Amongst the derailers, there's a few ideas posted in this thread that can be helpful (lol, not really) to the /new/ character. http://4chon.net/new/res/1560733.html (I personally love your interpretation, mysterious anon.)

>>	Anonymous 12/01/13(Fri)02:58 No. 215 >>211 Aw it's a shame it's gone now, I would've checked earlier, but that's a hilarious comic at least! and thanks

>>	Anonymous 12/02/04(Sat)02:04 No. 219 File 132834985519.png - (194.87KB , 1196x529 , lineupwip.png ) I've been picking up on board-tans lately. Lineup wip.

Since /u/ absolutely hated the description of /u/-tan posted on the 1d4 wiki, we decided to write our own description that represents /u/ better. Crossposting it here. tl;dr warning

Gender/Physical Description: The /u/ girls are a pair of female twins who attend an elite Catholic all-girls school and are always seen together. Lilium has long orange hair. Her sister, Shizuka, keeps her purple hair short due to her love of sports. Both sisters sport mystical eyewear. Lilium is always seen with a pair of reading glasses, though it’s known the only books she reads written by authors such as Sarah Waters and Radclyffe Hall. Likewise, Shizuka always has her lucky pair of sports goggles. This allows them to activate their yuri vision turning even the straightest girl into a hardcore lesbian, at least in their mind anyway.

Personality: Lilium is a proper young lady, her uniform always in pristine condition Younger students look up to her, but most keep their distance. Their idol is cool beauty that is to be observed from afar, and never approached. These young girls should watch out though, even though she appears as a proper young maiden, her mind is that of a devious pervert who wishes to whisk all cute girls away into her room for various activities. Shizuka is her opposite. She is a tomboy, and excels at all sports. Her favorites include archery, karate, kendo and soccer. More prone to hostility then her sister, she’s believes that someone is always attacking her and attempting to steal her crush, even if there is no one around. However, she approaches romance more innocently then her sister. When she gets a crush, she’ll stutter and blush. Very rarely will she ever venture farther than holding hands underneath the cherry blossoms. Both Twins are members of the girl’s club, a secret club for those who embrace the way of the lily. As president, Lilium is in charge of setting up ceremonies for the club and assisting the student council in festivals. She will work late into the night with the school president, Shizuru. What happens in those late nights is unknown. Shizuka heads the sport’s division. As such, she assist in training of all sports teams and will even fill in for a player if need be. All of the teams coveted her when she first entered high school, but her sister was quick in “encouraging” her to join the Girl’s Club. The /u/ twins were separated at birth and brought back together in high school. Lilium grew up in France and Shizuka was raised in Japan. This has led them to quarrel more and more recently. Lilium believes that all cute girls should be enjoyed, while Shizuka argues that only Japanese girls posses true beauty. Regardless, they will still be together, because they love each other and have no intentions of getting hit by a train or dying in a fire.

Relationships: In general, neither notices the opposite-sex or anyone else for that matter. They truly only enjoy themselves when the two sisters are alone, but they will always take time to stalk, I mean, observe cute or attractive girls. However, if a male attempts to approach one of their chosen, watch out. Shizuka will let come at you with all her rage. Lilium will try to calm her sister, and sometimes she succeeds. Most of the time Shizuka ignores her.As for the other boards, /a/ and /u/ have gotten into in to multiple fights over other girls and leaving /u/ with a feeling of distrust, even if /a/ agrees with them. Lilium enjoys sharing a cup of tea with /co/ and /tv/, but Shizuka insists that they are out to turn all lesbians straight. This is one topic the two frequently dispute. Both of twins will come together in their love for their little sister /c/. The extent of this relationship is currently unknown. Generally, the /u/ twins enjoy other female-centric boards, but never for long periods of time, especially Shizuka

Jobs: They are both high school students. Lilium tends to do well in school, while Shizuka gets by. Where she really shines is in her sports.

>>	Zecro!WqCEn7mGIU 12/01/13(Fri)00:48 No. 213 File 132644451338.jpg - (221.84KB , 736x656 , 1326434843961.jpg ) doop doop dooop lurking around http://boards.4chan.org/u/res/1159395 /u/-tan doesn't get any love :(

>>	Zecro!WqCEn7mGIU 12/01/13(Fri)00:52 No. 214 File 132644475785.jpg - (1.11MB , 1978x1627 , 1326061571999.jpg ) http://archive.foolz.us/u/thread/1159395/ Joyous day, /u/ gets archived! The shimmie gets a half-sized version of this because "FILE TOO LARGE"

>>	Anonymous 12/01/14(Sat)00:00 No. 218 Wow, that's alot of tl;dr. But they're so cute!

x-posted from the 1d4chan wiki. Didn't write this, but /sci/ needs a character discussion thread.

Gender/Physical Description: Male, mid-20s. Thin and somewhat tall, but doesn't look off. Has a longish neck, and shoulder-length grey-dyed hair, leading to a bishie look. Hair parts down the middle, but a strand tends to hang down, just enough to cover the top of one of his eyes. /sci/ wears jeans and a labcoat with a ringer shirt underneath, and carries pens in his labcoat.

Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior: Has a deep desire to be right constantly, which leads to long arguments. Verbose and contrarian. Knows math well, but constantly tries to disprove things. Obsessed with Carl Sagan. Likes to argue about religion.

Relationships: Something with /x/?

Job: Graduate student in university.

>>	Anonymous 12/01/13(Fri)22:35 No. 217 File 132652291211.png - (110.03KB , 400x500 , Simon.png ) Annd an image.

Any talk of /vp/?
It seems obvious to start at ten year old kid.

the way i imagine /k/ tan :P

So we got a discussion about the board-tans going on /co/ today and someone had the idea for /pol/ to be a hydra whose heads are always bitching at each other. I think its a great idea. anyone want to draw it?

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Anonymous 11/12/06(Tue)23:14 No. 199 File 13232420748.png - (418.34KB , 800x796 , polly.png ) /pol/ly. Female body, many heads. She (they?) devour the heads that are defenseless. Sometimes they gang up on certain heads that pop up (like Jews and black heads ohaha joke). Many times a group of heads would fight for control of the body. /pol/ly is carnivorous, and would not hesitate to turn on other boards if they do something to upset her. Spiritually she is like /new/, but because she is a separate board (like /n/ is to /new/, yet /n/ still exists), she takes after him, abit personality-wise. She had never met /new/, but sometimes she mourns/rages over the missing familial establishment. /n/ is uncle-like to her due to him previously being the first news board. She doesn't respect him because he's Transportation now. (Visted /new/. They don't really like /pol/, though they often go over to check up on the board because of --motherly instincts-- recruitment opportunities.) ------------------- My interpretation. I worked with the hydra head idea and it's a good excuse to draw more variety, especially when the heads are never the same.

>>	Anonymous 11/12/06(Tue)23:15 No. 200 File 132324215833.png - (127.22KB , 379x398 , reminiscing.png ) Sad /pol/ly.

>>	Anonymous 11/12/06(Tue)23:21 No. 202 File 132324251787.png - (266.70KB , 600x796 , nnewpol.png ) /n/, /new/ (404'd and uncensored), and /pol/. Drawn for amusement.

I guess the only complaint I would have is that he seems a little young.

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>>	Anonymous 11/12/02(Fri)20:05 No. 195 File 132288513068.png - (119.39KB , 548x550 , diytan10.png ) I don't think there was anyone in the cast with a pompadour prior to this, too.

>>	Anonymous 11/12/04(Sun)19:00 No. 198 His hair is going to be fun to draw.

I know this may be kind of off, but does the character of moot appear at all? Character image is already well defined. Shouldn't moot be the one that owns 4chan house?

And what about Yotsuba, mascot of 4chan? She could serve as the representative of the house, but is actually controlled by moot. There may be some copyright issues though.

And what about W T Snacks? Could be the one thats supposed to keep /b/ in check, but doesn't really. So after an incident in which /b/ goes on a rampage and she (yes, she) doesn't keep him in check, she's kicked out by moot. /b/ and Snacks are tsundere for each other. Explains why she returns. Character image already exists.

My 3 cents. Out.

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Zecro!WqCEn7mGIU 11/10/31(Mon)06:18 No. 182 File 13200671045.jpg - (492.08KB , 800x600 , 4chan mascots5.jpg ) Good point. 4chan's had a lot of interesteing meme-characters over its years, even ones that are almost never mentioned anymore like Emo Duck, Happy Negro, Cockmongler, etc. Same with Sage-Man, and Age-Girl (and, be extension, Bump-tan). There probably isn't a place for them in this setting. Not to say they shouldn't entirely show up, though. Snacks: Has ceased to be relevant for a long time. Just a /b/ mod with a sense of humor and a penchant for theatrics. Might as well make "anonymod" a character. moot: should be relegated to cameo appearances as a white cat with a pink bow. Maybe just just shits all over the place sometimes, and none of the -tans recognize his cosmic significance. Yotsuba: Ditch the character, keep the four-leaf-clover motif. What would she even be doing here? Meme characters have nothing to add. Captcha-tan can come, she can be secretary. Other website-tans would probably be OK as needed for representing other websites. Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>	Anonymous 11/12/02(Fri)00:00 No. 184 http://www.4chan.org/comics Like this?

so wait, /toy/ is a small robot now? I really liked the girl with doll joints design. I was even going to suggest specifically basing her joint design on the MMS bodies, used for Busuo Shinkis, one of THE most popular toylines on /toy/ they come with customizable armor too. Basically, they're a nice bridge between the badass robot toys, and the cute little girl toys.

/r9k/ and /hc/ returns!

There have been some discussions on whether /pol/ should be considered a /new/ incarnation or a separate board of its own. Still too early to figure out.

/diy/ board has also been introduced.